Episode 36: “Worst. Episode. Ever”

 

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I think it’s ironic that the group of people most likely to be shoved in a locker with our undergarments wedged so far up our asscracks we could taste the fruit on our looms has devolved into the most destructive and vicious group of bullies on the Internet.  People who once yearned to be accepted now circle like a pack of angry jocks over a dropped book bag full of Monster Manuals around someone for daring NOT to like something THEY like.  Fuck, am I the only one who remembers what it was like to have some no necked gym teacher spew spittle in my face when I dared to reply that I didn’t think football was all that great?  Now, when someone utters the tiniest thing construable as less than complimentary about your favorite nerd thing they get death threats?  Great job, Nerds, you are now the jocks and women are dweebs.  



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Episode 34: “Stranger In A Strange Land”

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Heil Donald!

The astounding asshattery of the Republican Presidential contenders literally spewed verbal diarrhea from their mouth holes in a race to see who could be the most evil, jingoistic, racist corpsefucker in the entire party commented on the attacks.  Beginning with the Giant Intestinal Parasite with Hairpiece, who openly stated he would start closing mosques if he were president.  Here is a creature that hasn’t even taken the oath of office and has broken it!  It makes me wonder if we can preemptively impeach him and just get it over with?

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Episode 33: Let This Be Your Last Trigger Warning

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And when someone disagrees with you about an issue, they are not denying you an opinion, your petulant whine and demands they step down from their job is denying the other person theirs.  Because you don’t agree with, or indeed LIKE another person’s opinions or even the other person, doesn’t mean they aren’t allowed to have or express them.  Your individual butt hurt is not sufficient cause to silence dissent.  And let me be clear before I go on:  asserting your right under law to equal and integrated access to education and facilities of your university is not something you should need to protest for, yet clearly you do. THIS is not the fight I am talking about, I am talking the whining white kid problem whose greatest adversity is having a class before 11 AM, whose only experience with actual racism is a Very Special Episode of whatever show kids watched in the early 2000’s when the got home from school.  Whose idea of the violence inherent in the system!

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Episode 32: Have You Heard About the Lonesome Loser?

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Just this week we discovered that middle aged white men with only a high school education are dropping like flies from the despair of living their lives as Conservatives!  As Liberals, it is our job to help who cannot help themselves!  We need to dedicate ourselves to changing the lives White Male Conservatives by introducing them to Howard Zinn and protracted Bernie Sanders stump speeches, it is their only hope!  To do this, someone has to go home and run, SERIOUSLY run for political office, as Democrats!  This third party shit is a fantasy.  We need to run, with the expectation of winning, start small and get bigger! Someone needs to!  So long as it isn’t me, I can’t fucking stand the fly over and I am sure not delivering a speech to a Rotary Club–if they wanna hear from me subscribe to the podcast.  Move back to Tennessee?  You crazy!

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