Special Edition Two: Election Day

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What I want all you to take from this Special Edition is that no matter what happens tomorrow and next Tuesday, this is not the End, it is barely the beginning.  Don’t freak, don’t pack up for Canada, because they are pretty clear on the subject, they’re sorry, Canada is full, SORRY!   Nothing is […]

Episode 45: Blame Iowa

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Iowa is too small, too rural and too white to even come close to reflecting the America these jackoffs running for office are even PRETENDING to represent. Hell, the Iowa Caucus doesn’t accurately represent IOWA! The voters, well not voters but the delegate representatives, must be physically present to be counted, no absentee ballots, so […]

Episode 44: Crazy Shade of Winter

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Weather is serious, weather REPORTING is NOT.  Weather REPORTING is the hysterical response of glory seeking reporter wannabes who can take a molehill of a storm turn into mountain of Oh Shit We’re All Gonna Die.  Hurricane Sandy was a big fucking deal, and it fucked up the Eastern Seaboard—but from the hyperbolic reportage leading […]

Episode 43: Canadian Fake In

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Cruz was, to the long term Republicans, the new guy who shows up on the first day, no idea what the company even fucking makes and starts telling everyone how his novel method for producing black rubber dicks his WAY better than how they, Rubber Dick Craftsmen, who have only been making this obscenely sized […]

Episode 42: Occupy a Little Birdhouse In Your Soul

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Up in Oregon, Cliven’s boy Ammon is leading the occupation of federal bird sanctuary near Burns Oregon population 2,086 or roughly one New York City elevator car between 5:30 and 5:45 PM.  Bud Bundy’s Citizens for Constitutional Freedom are protesting, say they won’t leave until all the Federal lands in the West are returned to […]