Episode 49: Useless as an Asshole on an Elbow

What I cannot figure out is why the Republicans are so dead set on playing ping pong with a live hand grenade.  Their party is a fucking shambles, their presidential front runner is a shriveled orange schlong proudly waving itself in the voters faces like a pervert on the subway, their Last Best Hope is […]

Episode 47: I’m Afraid of Americans

Let me put this way, and I preface this for Republicans, because you guys are the WORST.  You need a new sales clerk at Elroy’s Gun Hut and Bait Shack.  You have two candidate, one guy Billy who worked a Lenny Shoot Shack and Fish Hut in Hooter Holler, he can run the register, won’t […]

Episode 46: I Know What Boys Like

It’s OK to be passionate about loving Bernie, hell if I were 23 and didn’t know shit about reality I too would be losing my god damned mind over his adamant demand for gulags in the flyover until everyone adheres to a simple socialist message of killing everyone making over 200 thousand dollars a year […]