Episode 70: The Truth Is Out There

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SHOW NOTES EPISODE 70: “THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe wipes the Cheez Whiz off his chest, and talks about all the doings at the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia.  Along the way he courts the rage of the American Hacking Community and anyone who doesn’t like the New England Patriots, two groups you REALLY don’t want pissed off at you.

We deep dive into the Conspiracies hatched by the diabolic mastermind of the of the DNC Debbie Wasserman Schultz who ranks next the Smoking Man as the most devious manipulator of Americans who ever lived.  Except, you know, she really, really sucked at the secret part of secret conspiracies, Claude Rains has come back the dead to express his shock over the DNC’s bias!  We also talk about why Russian MIGHT want to see a certain someone in power, even though we don’t wish anyone to infer we are even suggesting such a thing might be true.  We can’t afford the legal fees.  Special shout outs to our favorite Watergate Burglar G. Gordon Liddy, Tom Brady and Leonard Rodriguez from Greendale.  

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Episode 69: “Escape From America”

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This week Host Dave Bledsoe discovers that friendship IS actually magic as he dissects the week at the Republican National Convention, we love you Twilight Sparkle!  Along the way we learn about why Rudy Giuliani is so angry (hint:because he’s an asshole) and we give Intern Chrissy Christie our lunch order (WE SAID NO DAMN CHEESE!)  We also wonder how in the hell we say something nice about Ted Cruz, we feel so dirty.  So very dirty.  

We also go into great detail about what the hell is going on in Trump’s America, because we are taking a look around and it does NOT resemble a John Carpenter movie where we live, and we live in “scary” part of Manhattan.  (It’s not).  You can call us Snake or you can call us Plissken, just don’t call us and say our check bounced again because we made sure the money was there!

We open the show this week with monologue from Escape From New York (duh!) and close with Mike and Mechanics “Silent Running” (No, even we don’t know what this song is about).  Promotional consideration provided by Ctrl-C/Ctrl-V Speechwriters, the official speechwriters of Melania Trump!

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Episode 68: “Convention Junction”

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SHOW NOTES EPISODE 68: CONVENTION JUNCTION

This week host Dave Bledsoe learns that Cleveland Ohio has not had a river catch fire in 47 years.  But we expect all of that to change starting next week because their ain’t no party like a Republican Party cuz a Republican Party is full of white people doing a lot of very white things…and hookers.

On the show this week we talk about all the people who AREN’T at the GOP Convention, and the losers who are.  We discuss what you are likely to hear from whom, and how the Benghazi nuts will bring the best show of the week!  Seriously, catch those bastards, they are HILARIOUS!  

We also want to celebrate the Ascension of the being we know as Ted Cruz and wish him and his family a very happy Ritual of HgahNAHXtNEH!  We hope that when he emerges from chrysalis in four years, his form is not one of His fifty four incarnations which cause insanity in humans!  

We touch on the #DumpTrump movement, on Mike Pence None the Richer and his turn as the Veep and close out the show with balloons, MORE BALLOONS!  Promotional consideration is by Alvin’s Army Surplus of Akron, the opening drop is from the movie PCU and closing music is Hank Williams All My Rowdy Friends are Coming Over Tonight, because it is going to be that kind of convention.

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Episode 67: “This Is NOT Who We Are”

SHOW NOTES FOR EPISODE 67:  “THIS IS NOT WHO WE ARE”

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This week Host Dave Bledsoe takes turns off the drops and dick jokes and talks about being a cop–no really he actually WAS a cop.  This week has hit him pretty hard and in response there will be none of the usual chicanery in the show, just one guy talking about what it was like to be police, where the police are and how maybe we could all help heal after this awful week.

We are not going to spend a lot of time here in the show notes going over what is actually in the show.  Suffice it to say when it is over, we hope you take away something more than you usually do from listening.  We hope you find a little compassion, humanity and hope.

The closing music for this week’s show is by Tracy Chapman.  There is no opening drop or sponsor.

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Episode 66: Independence Day

Show Notes Episode 66:  Independence Day
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Happy Birthday ‘Murca!  In this episode of the show Host Dave Bledsoe talks the Founding Fathers and all the goodness that happened on 1776–Holy Jesus, we just read the script–he’s gone mad!  He can’t DO that, not on 4th of July Weekend!  For the love of God someone get someone on the phone…we honestly cannot let this happen.

Mother of God.  If you are crazy enough to still be here, he opens the show with The Whitest Kids you Know and closes with Martina McBride. Promotional consideration provided by Zebediah’s Muskets and Kentucky Rifles.  I honestly cannot believe he is doing this.

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