Episode 74: “Honky See, Honky Do”

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Show Notes Episode 74:  Honky See, Honky Do

This week Host Dave Bledsoe goes back to his roots to discover what the hell is wrong with White People?  We’ve learned we definitely CANNOT rule out inbreeding.

Along the way we talk about Hillary’s big speech in Reno where she took Donny about behind the woodshed and tanned his ass with a hickory switch.  We check in on the Neckbeards and Basement Dwellers calling themselves the “Alt Right” only find their Mom’s have taken their Internet connection away after Hillary told her what they little ones were up too.  

We blow the doors of the trope that the Angry White Men behind Trump are REALLY upset about the economy.  (Hint: They’re not.)  We ponder the REAL reason they might be so angry.  I don’t care if a rapper said it, you still cannot!   Finally we discover some very disturbing images involving a member of the show and why they protect us from being hacked.  It is NOT pretty.

Promotional consideration for this week’s show is from Honky Brand Crackers, Beige and Boring just like you!  Our intro comes from Buzzfeed and the closing music is by Foreigner!  

 

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Episode 73: Season of the Bitch

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SHOW NOTES EPISODE 73:  “Season of the Bitch”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe breaks out his special Clinton Campaign Marrying License and get’s ready to start Gay Marrying unwilling Christians before they are shipped off to the FEMA camp!

Along they way, we dive deep into the unrelenting hell on Earth it will be once Hillary is elected for women EVERYWHERE, because MEN are just going to be total twats about it!  You haven’t heard that much whining since the last time a sportball game was interrupted by a tornado warning! 

We rummage around our childhood and discover the thing that ruined it.  (Hint:  Maturity) We explain to all the upset man children that new movies do not erase the old one and really wonder what life might be like if we had a Proton Pack of our own to zap every whingeing twit who complains about their pathetic pop culture obsession from childhood.  Except Dungeons and Dragons, that shit is COOL!

We also talk about how NOT to defend your friend when you believe he is falsely accused of rape.  And point out that if he WAS accused of rape, it is probably isn’t false.  It probably happened.

Promotion consideration this week is by Old Man Winter’s’ Ghost Rental, when the mask comes off, it’s ALWAYS Old Man Winters.  We open the show with the wisdom of Rush “Don’t Ask About the Dominican Boys” Limbaugh and close with Donovan.  Because that is how we roll.

The Atlantic’s Inspiration for the Show, Assholes Down Under, Kurt Metzger is a Real Prick, A Total Prick., Great News for Women!, The Saga of Juanita Broaddrick.

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Episode 72: “Don’t Panic!”

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SHOW NOTES:  EPISODE 72: “Don’t Panic!”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe tries to calm everyone down with some soothing music and sonorous chants he learned spending seven days in Tibet.  He was not technically at a Buddhist Monastery, but in what the madam of the Lhasa cathouse assured him was a very “spiritual place”. Speaking of spirituality, we’ve decided Trump Followers are more cult members than a political movement.  Here’s hoping they buy some Nikes and applesauce soon.

With all the darkness and angst, we thought it best to remind of you all the reasons why a certain Tangerine Punch Bowl Turd will actually NOT be President,  From his plummeting poll numbers to how very much he is hated by so many Americans.  Along the way we play “This Week In Crazy Shit Trump Said” (If you have assassination on your score please claim your prize with Producer Gavin) We discuss the testicular sweat of a certain washed up retiring Yankee, and who REALLY founded ISIS.  (Hint:  Archer’s Mom).  We also ponder what might have been if Little Marco was still around.  I mean he is, sorta, but in Florida and no one cares, not even Floridians.  

Promotional consideration this week is from returning sponsor, Reality Check, providing a much needed dose of reality to those most in need.  We open the show with the minutes from a Trump Campaign meeting, or Joe Pesci and Robert Deniro in Casino, whatever.  We close the show Living Colour’s “Cult of Personality”.

Keep Calm, Read 538.  

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Episode 71: Someone Set Us Up the Bomb

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Show Notes Episode 71:  Someone Set Us Up the Bomb

This week Host Dave Bledsoe discovers how to not stop worrying and very much fear the Bomb!  He would also like someone to get this crying baby out of his studio!

In the episode we find that repetition is very good, repetition is very good, as we go through the Chernobyl grade meltdown that is The Donald Trump Campaign for President.  Along the way we learn about Series Finale of MASH and what do when that damn chicken just won’t stop clucking. (SPOILER ALERT: It wasn’t a chicken!)  We also urge you to never go full Bullworth.  Never one to duck hard hitting questions (We will usually Goose), we ponder whether the New York Post in 1809 would run a woodcut print of Dolley Madison’s nudes. (Her body, her choice!  We don’t slut shame!)  The question of Trump quitting the race is definitively answered,  (No) and finally we tell you exactly what need to be done to Stop Trump.  (Hint:  Some of you aren’t going to like it at all.)

Promotional Consideration provided this week by Bill’s Second Hand Medal Shop, all of the Bling None of the Blood!  We open the show with Zero Wing and our closing music is David Bowie.

Special thanks to Mangolosi for letting me know about Noam, Curtis LeMay and Dr, Strangelove, I TOTALLY Did Not Steal This, 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover and Seven Ways to Dump Trump, Jamelle Is Always Right.

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