Episode 79: “Pogo the Clown Is Coming to Town”

Show Notes Episode 79: “Pogo the Clown Is Coming to Town”

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This week Host Dave Bledsoe stops joking around and gets serious when he says the clown can stay but the Ferengi in the monkey suit has got to go!

Our show topic this weekend is the extremely unfunny situation with millions of killer clowns crawling the streets of middle America terrorizing good god fearing White folks with their crazy pie throwing and seltzer spraying frivolity!  

Along the way we examine the root causes of clown fear (Hint: because they fucking creepy) and what to do when you come across a clown on the streets. (Hint:  Run screaming) We look at the history of clown sightings around the world and tie the BREXIT to last year’s Northampton Clown.  It’s all so clear when we think about it.

We also do a deep psychological analysis of the Satanic Panic of the 1980’s with only a minor reference to the time our Mom made us sell all our D&D Books because they made us worship the Devil!  WE BOUGHT THEM ALL BACK MOM!  Finally, we note any time white people are putting on masks and hoods to square OTHER WHITE PEOPLE, it is actually good thing!

Promotional consideration by Creepo the Clown, close your eyes, Creepo is there! We open our show this week with news coverage from the epicenter of the Clownpocalypse in Greenville South Carolina and close with Crispin Glover and just some FUCKED up song about clowns!  Honestly what is THAT?

Citations Needed: Clown Ground Zero, How handle the panic in Lancaster, Back to Ohio,Cross Dressing Clowns?, Moral Panics, The Satanic Panic, The True Face of Clown Terror, Stephen King is tired of your clown shit!, the War on Clowns.

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Episode 78: “Get a Haircut and Get a Real Job”

EPISODE 78: “Get A Haircut and Get A Real Job”

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This week Host Dave Bledsoe tackles the upcoming Presidential debates and what it takes for Donald Trump to actually win it (Hint:Not having a swastika tattooed on his shtekl) and what it would take for Hillary to win (Hint: She punches Trump right  in his shtekl).  We also look at what you should expect the debate halftime show and speculate on whether it will Kanye or Jay Z who plays. (We are saying Kanye.)  

Along the way we dig into the nitty gritty of the dirt band on Undecided Voters, which are the Rare Pokemons of this election really.  We dwell at length on what Hillary can do to reach Millennial Voters, who seem to believe she slightly less preferable than Judas Iscariot–we also apparently started reading the Bible lately.  We talk about Gary Johnson and what kind of righteous Dude he is and close out with some heartfelt words of advice for the young voters as they go into the final stretch of this campaign.

We open the show with a message from Nader 2000, and we close the show with a dose of reality from George Thorogood.

Citations Needed: Gary Johnson’s crazy ass positions, No, seriously there is a McNugget Number, Millennials Suck but so does everyone else, Grungspeak was not a thing, Thunder Run may be the most awesome movie ever!

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Episode 77: “Exodus 22-18”

    SHOW NOTES:  EPISODE 77 “EXODUS 22-18”

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This week Host Dave Bledsoe digs into his bookshelf and cracks open the Malleus Maleficarum for a hard hitting on expose on a certain Presidential Candidate may or may not be a Consort of Satan.  Strangely it is NOT the one you might think we would choose.  We also examine in detail what EXACTLY is wrong with Hillary Clinton (HInt: She’s tired of your shit!) and why she feels the need to keep it hidden from us.  (Hint: We’re not very intelligent!)

Along the way we discuss the alleged presence of a secret Wall Street Blood Rejuvenation Center that definitely does not exist, as far as you know. Our research team notes that people get OLD over the course of eight years and we also revisit the good old days of the Internet when a GIF wasn’t a GIF unless is was a flashing “Under Construction” sign.  We also posit the Super Flu that is about to break out and destroy the country was presaged by the appearance of Ted Cruz as the Walking Dude.  

Promotion consideration for this week’s show provided by Hathorne’s Witch Finders, Suffer Ye Not a Witch To Live! We open the show with some crank from the Internet and close with smooth styles of Frank Sinatra!

Citations Needed?  All the things killing Hillary, Louie Gohmert is mentally impaired, How can you argue with evidence like this?, Illuminati Lapel Pin!!!!, Coincidence?  I think not!, Hillary is actually honest, NO REALLY she is!, Hillary and the Duck on the Scales.

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Special Editon #5: “Baskets of Deplorables”

 

SHOW NOTES FOR SPECIAL EDITION #5: “Baskets of Deplorables”

krkh4esgdh4esgcbiwgeThe Return of Greg Bonecutter Jr!  Host Dave Bledsoe woke up to a Twitter Storm about HRC’s speech remarks in NYC last night–apparently the racists are REALLY upset about being called racists.  Our heart weeps for their pain.  We also revisit last night’s show and take the media to task for not applying the slightest hint of context in pursuit of the Platonic Ideal of a Gaffe Soundbite.  So, we present this Special Edition of the show and remind you that if you are voting for Trump, you are a racist!  Have a great weekend!

Promotional consideration for this Special Edition is by Trumpzar Pictures new animated motion feature  “Deplorable You”, featuring the hi jinks of trio of adorable Skinhead munchkins in the quest for a perfect Aryan America!  We open the show with Hillary’s ACTUAL words and close with They Might Be Giants.  We’ve saved this song for a special occasion!

 

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Episode 76: “Hillary is Breaking the Curve!”

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SHOW NOTES EPISODE 76:  “Hillary Is Breaking the Curve”

This week heavily hungover host Dave Bledsoe takes the media back to school where with the help of beautiful English professor and lovable cast of misfits he learns to respect his son and finally EARN that degree!  We’re sorry, that is apparently the plot of a Rodney Dangerfield movie.  No, in this week’s show we ask whether or not the press is taking it easy on the Donald to make the race more interesting and keep the ratings up through November.  (Probably, that or they are scared of him).

Along the way we delve into why the lines are so long on the Intrepid, the structural integrity of the sanitary sewers in convents and why Billy Zabka is the quintessential 80’s teen movie villain.  (Sweep the leg Johnny!)  We also try to cast a Raise Dead on Walter Cronkite only to have him blow his Resurrection Roll.  Honestly, the DM is being a real ball buster about this.

Promotional consideration is provided by Gary’s Guides to Great World City The Aleppo Edition!  We open the show with YouTuber gfreakj’s insights on grading on a curve and close with the music of Wilson Phillips.  Shut up, you know you love them!

CITATIONS NEEDED?  Vox: Trump Can’t Shock Us, WaPo Trump On the Curve, Barry Bitch Slaps the Media.

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Episode Seventy Five: ꜞHOLA SEÑOR TRUMP!

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This week Host Dave Bledsoe goes South of the Border, Down Mexico way, to talk about El Guapo Douchbag Donald Trump’s immigration foibles, flip flops, waffles and finally HateFest 2016!  It is muy malo!   Along the way we also lament the state of the educational system in the 1970’s when the idea of learning a second language was considered un-American and recognize that admitting you solicited prostitutes in Central America is probably not the best path to a major podcast network deal.

Our deep dive is on what passes for a policy in the insane clown posse that we laughingly call the Trump Campaign–honestly it would be off better ran by actual Juggalos.  We talk El Donaldos trip to meet with the Mexican President where who will pay for wall never came, because who want to talk about that. We also learn about Señor Stinky the small man who lives in Pena Nieto’s desk. There are several EXTREMELY unkind words about certain Conservative Author whose extreme anger at the sudden but certainly inevitable betrayal by her best pal ever might have made us seek medical attention for an erection lasting longer than four hours.  Finally, we explain to immigration as a social necessity to a lot of people far too stupid to understand what we are saying.  Not you guys, you guys are cool.

Promotional consideration provided for this show by The Tacopocalypse, the end of White America is going to be TASTY! We open the show with Trump Latino Lackey Marco Gutierrez in a Taco Truck Menace Mash Up  and close with the song styling of The Refreshments!

Citations Needed?  The Mythical Connection Between Immigrants and Crime, Trump Finally Clarified His Immigration Stance, and It’s Vile, David Duke LOVED Donald’s Speech

 

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