Special Edition 8: “Not This Shit Again”

SHOW NOTES:  Special Edition #8: “Not This Shit Again”

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Host Dave Bledsoe cannot believe he is back here on a Sunday doing this shit AGAIN!  Since 2016 is the election that keeps on giving (Mostly ulcers) here is a Special Edition of the show talking about Comey-Gate and what it means for the election.  (Hint:  Not much.)

Along the way he warns about the dangers of DIY pet burial, not to take a job as a Congressional Jizz Mopper or FBI Director in an election year.  We also take panicky Liberals to task for their hand wringing when all they have to do to win is go out and vote and remind Republicans even with this latest news, their candidate is still Donald Trump. So, you know, probably not something to be happy about.

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Episode 83: “The Horror” Halloween Spooktacular

SHOW NOTES EPISODE 83: “The Horror, The Horror”

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This week Host Dave Bledsoe does his level best to scare the hell out of you for our Halloween Spooktacular!  In a frankly dark and deeply disturbing show, he reaches deep into the psyche and draws forth all the darkness inside.  We no longer feel entirely safe alone with him.

Our tales of horror and despair include Hillary’s first impeachment trial,  being Primaried from the Left and a look at the 2018 Congressional Map.  (If there are children in the room, have them look away!) We also take a look at what happens to Paul Ryan if the GOP House majority gets really weak and what happens if it doesn’t.  It’s bad either way. We also examine the black future that awaits when the Great Old One Ascends in 2020.  God help us all.

Along the way there are references to Australian aboriginal religions and a theory on why if there IS a Heaven Christians are going to be really pissed off.  (HINT: You don’t need genitals in the afterlife.) There is also a stunning revelation about Dave’s past and the insinuation of bastardry!  (He swear the kid is NOT his, but look at him!) Turn the lights down low, light a candle and hold your loved one’s close–or your bottle of Jamesons if you are like Dave and living a bleak and loveless existence and get ready to be afraid.  Very afraid.

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Citations Needed: The Washington Execution Post, The Daily Beast that Consumes Us, The Great Old One Rises, Old Man Prays for Death

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Episode 82: “How to Keep an Idiot in Suspense”

SHOW NOTES EPISODE 82: “How to Keep an Idiot In Suspense”

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This week Host Dave Bledsoe decides the whole podcast rating system is rigged and refuses to accept them.  How will he break the system and make podcasts mediocre again?  He will keep us in suspense, I guess.  (Hint: He really has no ideas at all.)

Along the way we talk about the American tradition of people who lose elections not starting a war over their loss, except for that one time when they totally did.  We compare Al Gore to George Washington, fitting the Father of our Country and the Father of Our Internet together at last.  We also discuss televangelists and why they always need a new plane.  (Hint:  Can’t get the hooker smell out of the old one) We cover strategies for dealing with Monopoly losers and really wonder why ANYONE plays Monopoly, it goes on FOREVER!  There is some small discussion about why threatening to violently overthrow the government of the United States of America and assassinate its elected leaders is PROBABLY not something you want to say on television.  Unless you are cast in a exciting action drama on FX, then it is perfectly fine.

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Citations Needed: Patriot Acts, Breitbart tells us the TRUTH about Ira Glass! Al Gore True American Hero

 

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Special Edition Seven: “Now We Know Who Is Doing the Raping”

SHOW NOTES SPECIAL EDITION #7: “Now We Know Who Is Doing the Raping”

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In yet another Special Edition Host Dave Bledsoe discusses the frankly disturbing allegations by numerous women against Donald Trump for sexual assault.  They are disturbing not just for the obvious reasons but for the idea of this tiny orange fingers touching ANYONE!

Along the way you get a behind the scenes peek at what it’s like to work on a low rated podcast (Hint: It’s not pretty) and we take a look at the cabal of corporate media colluding with the Clinton Campaign to keep America from being Great Again.  We also ponder why it took so long for Trump to call Hillary ugly–it is the closest thing to restraint we’ve seen from this infuriated hamster of a man.  He must be so proud.  Promotional consideration for this Special Edition is by Perv-A-Way 50,00 volts of fuck off in the palm of your hand.  We open the show with Trump asking the question we answer with this Edition and close with the sage advice of the Georgia Satellites

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Episode 81: “Burn One Down For Me”

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SHOW NOTES EPISODE 81:  “Burn One Down For Me”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe takes a good long look at the burning porta-potties that comprise the remnants of the Grand Old Party and he laughs and laughs like a gleeful child!

In a long and painful journey we examine the rise of modern GOP from its inception in 1964 through the ascendancy during the Reagan years all the way through to the delightful crap-splosion occurring before your very eyes.  Do not stare directly into the flames unless you are equipped with the special safety goggles.  Along the way touch on rectal boils, necrophilia and what one would use in Advanced Dungeons and Dragons 1st Edition to create a golem entirely from poo.  (Hint: A Dungeon Master with a VERY sick sense of humor.)  

We also debunk the notion of the Double Down meeting the essential criteria for sandwich-hood (Bread, it’s the goddamn bread!).The rise of the corporate media is on the table and what happens when Fast Eddie eventually sells the Hut to Rupert Murdoch (Cost: $39.95 and an autographed photo of Shep Smith)  We also try to hook Gavin up with Tiffany Trump.  

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Citations Needed:  Paul Ryan is not your bitch, but he really is., We don’t need no water let the motherfucker burn, burn motherfucker burn, Profiles in Courage GOP 2016, The Memo that Fucked a Profession, What’s so civil about war anyway?.

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Special Edition Six: “Grab ‘Em by the *MEOW*”

SHOW NOTES SPECIAL EDITION SIX: “GRAB ‘EM BY THE *MEOW*”

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Called in on his day off to talk Trump Tapes, Host Dave Bledsoe is not at all happy about the situation.  He breaks down what he said, when he said and wonders why it took insulting a White Woman to really get people mad. (Hint: The country is still really racist).  Along the way we discuss the things men in say in lockers rooms (Hint: It usually involved not waving your balls in our face like that) the problems with growing old not grown up and why Producer Gavin is still a virgin.  We briefly touch on the revelation that Hillary Clinton is a–we can’t say–A POLITICIAN! We also take ALL the culprits for Trump’s candidacy to task, including this show.

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Episode 80: “Johnson Goes Limp”

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SHOW NOTES EPISODE #80: “JOHNSON GOES LIMP”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe goes for the cheap shots while ostensibly talking about the Libertarian Party and their candidate for President.  If you think there are dick jokes, you would be correct.  Along the way we examine the historical roots of political parties and what they stand for (Hint:  Not you) and do a brief overview of Third Parties in America.  It’s brief because there isn’t much to say.  

We look at all the things Gary Johnson would do if he were to be elected and discover they would all seem really, really familiar to Republican Voters.  We also discuss what would happen if by magic Libertarians got everything they desired and how to survive in the wreckage of society that ensues,  (Hint: Think Zombie Apocalypse)  We also deep dive on why children should go to bed a reasonable hour, but honestly this is more a rant on the noisy kid that lives above Dave’s apartment.  We share an Aleppo Moment as we try to remember who the Grand Vizier was under Mehmed VI, but really we are only showing off because we know who Mehmed VI actually was.  We also get kind of snooty talking about the Gilded Age and the Progressive Era, showing that when WE went to college we didn’t just smoke a lot of dope.

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Citations Needed?: All of this has happened before, all of this will happen again, Hey, I just graduated and this crazy, I’m a Libertarian so vote me maybe?, No, seriously this is crazy. Et tu Bill Weld, et tu?

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