Episode 94: “Truth Is Scarier Than Fiction”

SHOW NOTES EPISODE 94:  “Truth Is Scarier Than Fiction”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe explores the fundamental nature of truth in a four hour show spanning Western Philosophy from Socrates to Berto and Plebani!  Only this podcast could make endless hours of obscure metaphysics FUNNY!  RELAX, we are talking about Trump and his truth problem.  (Hint:  When he’s telling it, it’s much worse.)

Along the way we explore all the things El Presidente Trumpo has done this week which scared the shit out of us.  (Everything) We learn that Grizzly Adams fought Nazi Elves in a 1989 movie (Best Day EVER!) and ponder the nature of some of the less popular Star Wars Action Figures. (You SUCK R5-D4!) Finally, we address the critical question of our time, WHO THE FUCK IS STILL LETTING TRUMP TWEET?! (Kellyanne we are looking at YOU!)

Promotional consideration for this week’s show is provided by Alterna-Fact, when the truth just won’t do!  We open the show with pontifications on truth from Sin City and close with Spandau Ballet.

Citations Needed: Sean Spice is LOSER!, We are all going to die, and the War came.

 

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Episode 93: “No Hope But Mount Hope”

SHOW NOTES EPISODE 93: “No Hope But Mount Hope”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe tries optimism on for size only to discover it way too small to fit over his big fat ass.  Instead of worrying about all the things which might go wrong, we ask the question what if thing turned out alright? We ponder all the ways President Truh-President Truhm–sorry we still can’t say it–might ACTUALLY make America great again.  (Hint: Trump International Airports).

Along the way we look at some other Presidents who brought fear to the nation, like Andy Jackson and that turned out fine.  (Unless you were a Native American) or even George W Bush. (We all know that how THAT ended).  We also examine why Drew Brees is about to be renditioned to Yemen. (You SUCK Brees!) We finally bury the hatchet between Trump and Rosie and let you know that the power to destroy ISIS is insignificant compared to the power of the Force. (We find your lack of faith disturbing, really). We wrap by brazenly ripping off some dramatic political speeches and twisting them around to fit our own perverted narrative!

Our show is sponsored this week by Zed’s Apocalypse Vault. All this time we were telling you the world was about to end?  Well look who’s laughing now! We open the show with a quote from Stephen King’s The Stand, ready by your Host because we are NOT paying forty bucks for the audiobook to rip a single line, and we close with George Michael.  Because you gotta have faith, faith a faith!

Citations Needed: THIS guy is on the Twenty?!, Everything worked out GREAT!, Herbie the Love Bug.

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Episode 92: “Trumped Up Trickle Down”

SHOW NOTES EPISODE 92: “Trumped Up Trickle Down”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe relieves himself in a thick hot stream of rage at all the “fake news” showering on the upturned faces of the American public about our golden President Elect.  In a show sure to be Number One on all the podcast charts, we discuss the allegations of Russian micturations in what is surely a case of Yellow Journalism.

After spraying around every urine related pun we can think of, we settle into the terrifying details of the Trump Dossier.  Whether or not you should believe them (There is a lot of smoke there) what they mean for a Trump Presidency (The ashes of civilization) and what happens next.  (Not a goddamn thing.)

We also present you with a huge pile of folders containing many sheets of paper on which nothing is written.  Honestly, at least print “all work and no pay makes Donny a dull boy” a few thousand times.  We also discuss Dave’s new career as an NFL quarterback, sponsored by the New England Patriots.

We open the show with Hillary warning us about Donald’s pee predilections and close with a little ditty by Donovan! 

Citations Needed: From Russian with pee, Nothing to see here, I’m sure it’s all lies, Trump knows fake news, Who knew it and when did they know, CNN springs a leak, Very big in Russia, He has nothing to do with Russia, Where DO hiding spies go?

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Episode 91: “Little Milo Writes A Book”

Show Notes Episode 91:  “Little Milo Writes A Book”


This week Host Dave Bledsoe returns from an idyllic vacation to the festering cess pit of New York City and his own mind in a show sure to make everyone want to vomit like an ipecac and bourbon shooter!

We take a tour through the Alt-Right Golden Boy Milo Yiannopoulos’ book deal with Simon and Schuster, whose names sound rather Jewish and we wonder why the Nazi’s seem so happy about it.  (Hint:  Because they are terrible nazis AND terrible people!)  Along the way we learn about how book publishing in America works today and why they might publish a book by known racist and misogynist.  (Hint:  Republicans have money).  We also examine long history of assholes making a lot of money by writing books for other assholes.  We check in on 50 Shades of Grey and find people still masturbating furiously, we’re looking at you Gavin.  We discuss free speech and why it is probably a bad idea (mostly because of shows like this) and speculate on the real reason Milo got kicked off Twitter.


The show is sponsored this week by the Original Gay Nazi.  We open with Carlin’s Gameshow and close with Elvis Costello.

 

Citations Needed: Milo’s thoughts on race relations.

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