Episode 98: “Blind Boys CAN Lie”

SHOW NOTES EPISODE 98: “BLIND BOYS CAN LIE”

 

This week Host Dave Bledsoe gets lost in the shadows and finally understands why Kiefer Sutherland was so freaking HOT in the 80’s!  On the show this week we are talking about the Lost Boys of Milo’s Army, who find themselves leaderless and extremely confused by why they were following Milo in the first place.  (Is it Gay if we want still want to do chicks?)

We dig into the roots of the culture of the Trolls, Pepe’s and Gamergaters and why they are suddenly everywhere you turn.  (Hint:  Clicks, lots of clicks)  We also examine the history of teenaged angst and how we dealt with it.  (Matching sports shirts mostly)  We glimpse Dave’s awkward past as a Theater Kid (He was cast for his Southern Accent not any “acting” chops.) We learn the genesis the male dominated gaming culture (Hint: Marketing) and Etruscan funerary statues.  We also learn that Gavin has a severe allergy to horse dander in our failed attempt to create show swag.  (Dear God, the swelling!)  Also: Vampire Hobbits?

Our sponsor this week is Hypocrital, one pill a day makes morality go away!  We open the show with Milo’s “apology” and close with the theme from Lost Boys!

Citations needed: What a dick, The saddest job you will ever lose, Precious Alt-RIght Snowflakes

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Episode #97: The Russian Connection

Show Notes Episode #97:  “The Russian Connection”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe explains to Vice President Pence that his phone calls with the Russian ambassador were late night booty calls and not discussions of foreign policy.  Kissy Kislyak he likes to call him. On the show this week we discuss the ouster of Former National Security Advisor Mike “Call Me Maybe” Flynn and the increasingly likelihood that we will all be speaking Russian in a couple of years.  (Privet Komrade Trumpski!)

Along the way we learn about why you should opt for becoming a Runner when it is time for Carousel.  We discuss whether or not you should talk to your children about Deepthroat and why if you hire a Plumber you should check his references.  (G.Gordon’s Yelp Reviews were TERRIBLE)  We cover all the good and the bad of Independent Counsels (Iran Contra Good/Blow Jobs Bad) and why GOP refuses to investigate the Russian allegations.  (Hint: Love to, but we’re busy taking away your healthcare.) We also gently suggest the Resistance take up finding out why are there so many leaks about Russians and what’s Trump trying to hide. (Hint: Massive collusion to interfere in our elections.)

Promotional consideration this week by Vladimir Putin, Sexy Shirtless Friend of America! We open the show this week with a prescient warning that somehow we all missed in October and close with a sad frog.  No, not that frog, the good one.

Citations Needed:  “What We Know”, “What We Wish to Be So

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Episode 96: “Massah Jeff’s New Job”

SHOW NOTES EPISODE 96: “Massah Jeff’s New Job”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe learns he and Steve Bannon really aren’t so different after all, they share a hug and bottle of whiskey!  Maybe that wasn’t Steve Bannon but just some rumpled drunk next to him on the subway.  On the show this week, we talk about Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, the man to racist for 1986 but just racist enough 2017!  (He certainly worked to become so!)  


Along the way we discuss women who just won’t shut up and how to make them.  (Hint stop saying stupid shit so they won’t NEED to say anything!) We learn why Old White Racists always have one Black friend to testify at their confirmation hearings.  (They are LIKE family, but definitely NOT family.)  We also discover how growing up with Star Wars was exactly like growing up White in the Jim Crow South.  (Darth Vader: Nubian God!)  Finally we find out what one should say to a racist.  (Many of the words have four letters).

Promotional consideration for this week’s show comes from Dale Dry Kleaning, keeping your klaverns robes as white as you keep the South!  We open the show with pre-911 Dennis Miller and close with a rolicking ditty from the Wiggles!

Citations Needed: Only his friends call him Jeff, It’s bad, real bad, I mean really, really bad, And it’s going to get worse.

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Episode 95: “Be the Coup You Want to See”

SHOW NOTES EPISODE #95: “Be the Coup You Want to See”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe flirts with declaring open insurrection against the lawfully elected government of the United States, only to have a drink thrown in his face.  (He isn’t much of a “ladies man”.)  On the show this week we examine the article on Medium that told us all about the Neunundneunzig Luftballons, floated by Obergruppenführer Bannon and pop each with our mad shuriken throwing skills.  (Girls only like guys who have great skills.)

Along the way we discuss our new spin off podcasts (Think Serial but without the talent, charm or decent stories) explain the difference between Hitler and Trump (Hitler had a dog) and why JFK airport is the 12th Circle of Hell.  We lament our knitting skills and apologize for the penis hat we wore at the protest last weekend.  (It kept going limp and falling in our faces) We also detail exactly how we will eventually repeal this government and replace with a liberal democracy like we had just a few weeks ago!  (Hint:  Pussy Hats)

Our Sponsor this week is Murray’s Mercenaries, when you absolutely, positively have to overthrow them overnight, think Murray’s!  We open the show with Bill Hicks and the Worst. Pun. Ever. and close with a moving tribute to Mary Tyler Moore which sounds more non sequitur than it really is.

Citations Needed: Overthrow Yourself?, Someone back these bitches up!, The people united will never be divided.

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