Episode #107: “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels”

EPISODE #107:  “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels”


This week Host Dave Bledsoe discovers a car isn’t really a replacement for a large penis, even if it IS a Mini Cooper.  On the show this week we talk about 100 Days of Trumpitude and see if the Turgid Cheeto even TRIED to live up to his campaign promises.  (He, did not.)

Along the way we discuss quality control issues in mid-80’s American Muscle Cars, the masturbatory habits of a geriatric Senator from Kentucky and the weather patterns of Summertime Alabama.  (Hint: Think your crotch after a long jog)  We check in on Trump supporters and see how they’re doing with Donald’s tenure so far.  (Conclusion: “We were hoping for a little more racist than what we’ve seen!”)  A truly deplorable metaphor is deployed utilizing intestinal distress and finally we get down to business discussing the difference between the long con and the short grift.  (Speaking of grifts, donate to our Patreon!)

Our sponsor this week is the Short Grift, you wanna make some money pal?  Try the Short Grift!  We open the show this week with Michael Caine explaining the world to us and close with Patty Loveless explaining infidelity.

Citations Needed: Lies, Suckers, Evil Fucks, Lazy Fucks, Simple Fucks, Fucking Genius.

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Episode 106: “You Dropped A Bomb On Me, Baby”

SHOW NOTES EPISODE #106: “You Drop A Bomb On Me, Baby”

This week, Host Dave Bledsoe explains everything about Korea, so long as everything is related to how to consume Soju in unhealthy amounts.  On this show this week we discuss the looming apocalypse on the Korean peninsula, how we got there and what can be done about it.  (We suggest sending Kim a box of Little Debbies.)

Along the way there is a lot of unneeded M*A*S*H jokes (isn’t this true about every joke on this show?) various recipes for high alcohol brain busters and why Macarthur should’ve been sacked LONG before he was.  (He was very handsy with the Filipinas) We learn how building a nuclear weapon is easy, using one not so much.  You will leave this week knowing more about Guam than you came in with, for most of you that means you will learn Guam exists.  Finally, we talk about our chances of coming out of this without radioactive mutants in our future.  (Hint: Not good.)  

Our sponsor this week is Mike the Second Hand Missile Man, when you got something to say really far away, say it with Mike’s Second Hand Missiles.  We open the show with the War Room and close with The Gap Band.

Citations Needed:   He could just HIRE them, This is Bad, Kin Cider, Maybe we won’t all die but probably will.

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EPISODE #105: “SCUMBAG STEVE”

EPISODE 105: “SCUMBAG STEVE”


This week Host Dave Bledsoe gets into a power struggle for the future direction of this podcast only to find no one cares enough to fight with him.  On the show this week we discuss the future direction of White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon (Hint: reimbursement for moving expenses) and the war between him and the Globalist Cucks.

Along the way we learn about Dave’s short lived career in being the Power Behind the Throne (He should’ve voted for Pedro) and about the Great Houses playing the Game of Trump.  (You win or you move onto a lucrative career appearing on Fox News).  We eat a little crow over our support of bombing Syria and wonder who the fuck told Trump about the Mother of All Bombs. (Hint: Fox News).  We worry about how long it will take for the morons in power to get into a War in Korea, or Syria, or Iran, or California.  (Soon, real soon.)

Our sponsor this week is Select-Tiv, all the memories fit to exonerate.  We open with some thoughts on memory and close with with an anthem to all the Scumbag Steves or the world.

Citations Needed: Scotch?, What his sign?, Old Dogs, New Money.

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Episode 104: “Highway to the Friend Zone”

Episode 104: “Highway to the Friend Zone”

 

This week host Dave Bledsoe wants you to know it’s not you, it’s him, he is a selfish immature jerk who will die alone.  On the show this week we deep dive into the idea that men and women can never be friends because women exist only to be vessels for our Holy Seed.  

Along the way, we discover the future of White People (Hint: GOLF COURSES!) and how a televangelist can avoid sexing up the hookers with the Church credit card.  (Think chemical castration.)  We learn why Mike Pence will not do a taco date with strange women, even if they are not lying in ponds and way more about Dave’s sexual history than any reasonable person would EVER want to know.  (The horror….the horror…)  We also get a full explanation of the patriarchy and why it exists. (Ancient Greeks liked young boys, hated women.)

Our sponsor this week is Emotional Maturity, grow the fuck up, problem solved.  We open the show with a pathetic young man annoying young women and close with War.  The band, not the armed conflict.

Citations Needed: You’re like a brother in Christ to me, Fiene is a Weenie!, Next time take the blue one, The 70’s Never Died. Make me Some Pie

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Episode #103: “Better the Devin You Know”

Show Notes Episode #103: “Better the Devin You Know”


This week Host Dave Bledsoe searches for the truth only to discover it will not in fact set you free, but will actually cost $29.99 plus a small shipping and handling fee.  On the show we dig into the ongoing saga of the Trump investigations in Congress and why Devin Nunes is so protective of the President.  (Hint:  Juicey Juice!)

Along the way discover the right and wrong way to investigate a crime. (Did you know you can’t hit suspects with a phone book anymore because there are no phone books?) We learn why Paul Ryan is so committed to keeping Trump in power. (He is a sad, pathetic little man.) and that the Senate might just stand up to Emperor Tangerine.

Additionally, there are Presidential peccadilloes through history, Mike Flynn’s totally not criminal actions requiring immunity from prosecution and rather a lot about WalMarts and Home Depots. Grab your Capris Sun and toll house cookies and settle in for the show!

We also want to shout out to our friends from the Stupid Human Suits podcast on the Cave Comedy Radio Network, who had Dave Bledsoe in studio to talk about vomiting at crime scenes, many things dog related and of course the importance of phlegm in podcasting, Check out their show and hear what a good podcast sounds like.  Also, they lead to a genuine famous person liking the show’s Facebook page, which is as close to the big time as we are going to get.

Our sponsor this week is A-Clue, pointing out the blindingly obvious to the blatantly stupid.  We open with Bunk Moreland’s interrogation style and close with Charlie Daniels.

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