Episode #111: “Me and Mister Jones”

SHOW NOTES EPISODE #111: “ME AND MISTER JONES”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe uncovers the REAL TRUTH about the greatest secret of the last two decades:  Matthew Lesko’s book DID NOT contain secrets to free money from the government!  On the show this week we dig for the truth about one Alex Emerick Jones being none other than BILL HICKS!  (He, is not)

Along the way we examine the kind of filth that drops behind Jones like turds from a goat’s ass, though far less cute.  We discuss the progenitors of Alex in radio, from Father Coughlin to Art Bell and how they influenced their audiences.  (Nazis and suicide, sadly not the same people)  There are tips for storing your Dead Aliens (You want them in liquid nitrogen for maximum freshness) and the United Nations Space Fleet rectal probing morons across America.  (Coming soon to a cow pasture near you!)  Finally, we reveal the dark secret that threads through all of human history, the REAL conspiracy no one wants to acknowledge.  (Rich people own EVERYTHING!)

Our Sponsor this week is The Association, our business is none of your goddamn business.  If you think The Association is a returning sponsor, you are under government mind control. We open the show with some of Alex’s better grunts and close with Billy Paul.

Citations Needed: The TRUTH About America, 50% of Americans are Morons, Hale Bopp Mmm Bopp, Profiles in Insanity, Profiles in Stupidity, Profiles in Douchebaggery, The Only TRUE Conspiracy spoken of today.

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Episode 110: “Presenting President Pence”

EPISODE #110: “PRESENTING PRESIDENT PENCE”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe discovers that an erection lasting longer than four hours really IS a medical emergency. (He was very excited by the Special Prosecutor)  On the show this week we talk all the things that went wrong for the Donald in his very bad, no good Presidency.  (We are going to be here for a while.)

Along the way we learn everything there is to know worth knowing about future President of the United States Mike Pence.  (Turn ons:  Horseback riding Turn Offs:  Women speaking without permission.) We chart where we think the country might be heading when Commander Pence is finally appointed to lead the Republic of Gilead and provide advice on how to profit from flipping  your house as a Handmaid education center.

We also dig deep into what it takes to actually impeach the President and how many times such a thing has succeeded.  (Very hard and none)  We imagine the party we would have when Trump is gone (It’s easy if you try) and how horrible the hangover would be feel when we wake up to Right Reverend Pence as a President.  (Boner Killer right there)

Our sponsor for the week is Roger Ailes’ Corpse, the best thing he did for America was die   We open the show with the whining sniveling of a pathetic child and close with Social Distortion.

Citations Needed:  So it begins, Big if True, Subpoena Pen, Watergate gate, Et Tu Mitch?, I Don’t Like Mike, We Totally Will, Totally Radical Dude!, Nothing to See here, Don’t Fear the Pencer.

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Episode 109: “Goodbye My Comey Island Baby”

SHOW NOTES EPISODE #109: “Goodbye My Comey Island Baby”


This week Host Dave Bledsoe examines his options visa vie curtailing redundancies in the human resources area, so many people are no longer viable members of the workforce and finds out he can’t fire Gavin because no one else will work for him.  On the show this week we talk Trump’s latest downsizing in the form of a smaller work force at the FBI.  

Along the way we address the dearth of reliable henchmen in the Transylvanian Market and how hard it is to get a reliable lackey in the DoJ.  (Apparently, very!)  We also examine the latest trends in how to be a sackless little wimp for the President.  (Think Paul Ryan) Then address the very real problem of dead hooker disposal and the added dilemma of the former working person being of substantial girth.  (This joke goes on FAR too long.)  We also create the single most disgusting analogy this low rated podcast has ever uttered.  (For this show, that is saying a LOT!)  We close with who is ultimately responsible for saving our democracy. (You probably won’t like the answer)

Our returning sponsor this week is Eddie’s’ Excrement Expeditors, we get shit done! We open the show with the Orange Polyp explaining the termination process and close with a Alex Chilton.  (We don’t know who that is either.)

Citations Needed: Old man gets angry, Very Angry, Shit Got Serious, Fuck You Mitch, We Are Screwed, Seriously Screwed.

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Episode 108: “We Can’t Work It Out”

 

SHOW NOTES EPISODE #108: WE CAN’T WORK IT OUT

 

This week Host Dave Bledsoe realized he is an American by birth and Southern by a tragic accident of geography.  On the show this week we answer the President’s question, the Civil War, good god, what is it good for?  (Hint: The fundamental resolution of the issue of slavery marring our nation since it’s inception.)

Along the way we learn everything there is to know about the Transatlantic Slave Trade that anyone with a 9th Grade education should know, but doesn’t.  Along the way we take a deep dive in 18th Century macroeconomics, post Enlightenment political philosophy and why the South’s population failed to recognize fundamental reality.  (Hint:  It’s racism and religion.)  We also examine the rise of the sex trade in the Netherlands, though that’s really more of a vacation planning session.

Our sponsor this week is the Sons of Confederate Veterans, celebrating big fucking losers for over 100 years.  We open the show with them durn Dukes Boys and close with definitely not the Beatles.

Citations Needed: Blame Portugal, A Timeline of Evil, Early American Douchebaggery, These numbers don’t add up, The Golden Circle Jerks.

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