SHOW NOTES EPISODE #114: “The Mystery of Fresno”

SHOW NOTES EPISODE #114: “The Mystery of Fresno”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe attempts to roll a Saving Throw against the Real World and fails.  On the show this week we turn our backs on all the bad news about shootings, Trumpcare and racist government officials and dive deep into a mystery of Lovecraftian proportion: Gary Gygax’s FBI File!

Along the way we learn everything there is to know about the Father of Role Playing Games from his rough origins on the mean streets of Chicago to his youth on the even meaner if more manicured streets of Lake Geneva Wisconsin.  (Do NOT mess with the gardeners, they WILL rake you!)  Even you if never rolled a 20 sided die in your life, you will be enspelled by the origins of the game and the dark pacts signed by the creators to our Dark Lord Satan.  Thrill to the adventures of Gary in the Sun Blasted Land of Hollywood and the Evils of the Masters of Entertainment.  Lament the terror of seeing your childhood despoiled into a terrible cartoon with a midget, a goat bleating unicorn and a bunch of ungrateful kids who were IN THE FUCKING GAME and cried about having cool magical powers!  (Come ON, that is all we ever WANTED!)  Lament the at downfall of the King to the evil sorceress Lorraine.  Learn the dark Secrets of Fresno and the Conspiracy of Silence the government doesn’t want you to know!  Finally, discover the secret game and why Dave always plays Erica Kaine. (He secretly wants be Susan Lucci.)

Much of the source material for this week comes from the biography of Gary Gygax Empire of Imagination’ by Michael Witwer.  If you want to TRUE story and not just the shit we made up, we commend you to it’s pages.

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Episode #113: “Saint Comey’s Day”

Episode #113: “St. Comey’s Day”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe demands loyalty from the staff in all things, and still can’t get Gavin to refill the damn ice trays when he empties one.  On the show this week we celebrate the Feast of Saint Comey commemorating the day he came to the Senate and told them the President is a big fat doo doo head liar.  (Religion is SO beautiful!)

Along the way we share a particularly disturbing image of Henry Kissinger in a leather gimp mask, and learn that even a hardened G-Man has one good novel inside!  We also remind you that when you Boss “hopes” you can work this weekend, you are canceling your weekend plans.  Then we discover that even a shifty little Confederate racist elf can be in bed with the Russians too! (Maybe it’s Elfin magic!)  Finally, we see the Liar Liar Pants on Fire Defense come to its final fruition in the Oval Office!  

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Episode 112: The Legend of the Headless President

EPISODE #112: “The Legend of the Headless President”


This week Host Dave Bledsoe shows America on the ventriloquist dummy where the bad joke touched him.  On the show this week we discuss the hurt feelings and bitter tears shed when Kathy Griffin made Trump cry.  (Donald, not Barron.)

Along the way, we draw a parallel to a dead Greek that is shocking even to us.  (Who THINKS of this stuff?)  We remind the NSA that even if we say the words in the correct order, this does not mean we intend to do thing we said.  (When we said we wanted to join ISIS, we were watching Archer!) If we said some slighting things about Chris Clizilla, we apologize, it’s just that you are objectively horrible.  If we lingered a little too long on the stock boy at Piggly Wiggly, it’s only because he is too dreamy.  If we went overboard with the sex scene late in the show, we apologize for nothing, because sometimes in comedy you need to hurt in order to heal.  (Thick ropes, people, THICK ropes!)

Our sponsor this week is Gaetan Guillotines, chopping prices faster than you can chop heads! We open the show this with precious snowflake Tucker Carlson lamenting the failed state of modern comedy and close with Queen’s remonstrance on the importance of placidity.  

Stay tuned right after for a new Fulcrum with StePHen Bannon, talking the Paris Accords!

Citations Needed:  I heard Trump likes getting head, Could it be SATAN?!?, She seems tense, making this analogy took some set of balls, smooth ones just like they liked it.

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