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Episode 110: “Presenting President Pence”

EPISODE #110: “PRESENTING PRESIDENT PENCE”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe discovers that an erection lasting longer than four hours really IS a medical emergency. (He was very excited by the Special Prosecutor)  On the show this week we talk all the things that went wrong for the Donald in his very bad, no good Presidency.  (We are going to be here for a while.)

Along the way we learn everything there is to know worth knowing about future President of the United States Mike Pence.  (Turn ons:  Horseback riding Turn Offs:  Women speaking without permission.) We chart where we think the country might be heading when Commander Pence is finally appointed to lead the Republic of Gilead and provide advice on how to profit from flipping  your house as a Handmaid education center.

We also dig deep into what it takes to actually impeach the President and how many times such a thing has succeeded.  (Very hard and none)  We imagine the party we would have when Trump is gone (It’s easy if you try) and how horrible the hangover would be feel when we wake up to Right Reverend Pence as a President.  (Boner Killer right there)

Our sponsor for the week is Roger Ailes’ Corpse, the best thing he did for America was die   We open the show with the whining sniveling of a pathetic child and close with Social Distortion.

Citations Needed:  So it begins, Big if True, Subpoena Pen, Watergate gate, Et Tu Mitch?, I Don’t Like Mike, We Totally Will, Totally Radical Dude!, Nothing to See here, Don’t Fear the Pencer.

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Episode 109: “Goodbye My Comey Island Baby”

SHOW NOTES EPISODE #109: “Goodbye My Comey Island Baby”


This week Host Dave Bledsoe examines his options visa vie curtailing redundancies in the human resources area, so many people are no longer viable members of the workforce and finds out he can’t fire Gavin because no one else will work for him.  On the show this week we talk Trump’s latest downsizing in the form of a smaller work force at the FBI.  

Along the way we address the dearth of reliable henchmen in the Transylvanian Market and how hard it is to get a reliable lackey in the DoJ.  (Apparently, very!)  We also examine the latest trends in how to be a sackless little wimp for the President.  (Think Paul Ryan) Then address the very real problem of dead hooker disposal and the added dilemma of the former working person being of substantial girth.  (This joke goes on FAR too long.)  We also create the single most disgusting analogy this low rated podcast has ever uttered.  (For this show, that is saying a LOT!)  We close with who is ultimately responsible for saving our democracy. (You probably won’t like the answer)

Our returning sponsor this week is Eddie’s’ Excrement Expeditors, we get shit done! We open the show with the Orange Polyp explaining the termination process and close with a Alex Chilton.  (We don’t know who that is either.)

Citations Needed: Old man gets angry, Very Angry, Shit Got Serious, Fuck You Mitch, We Are Screwed, Seriously Screwed.

Show Music: https://www.jamendo.com/track/421668/prelude-to-common-sense
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Episode 108: “We Can’t Work It Out”

 

SHOW NOTES EPISODE #108: WE CAN’T WORK IT OUT

 

This week Host Dave Bledsoe realized he is an American by birth and Southern by a tragic accident of geography.  On the show this week we answer the President’s question, the Civil War, good god, what is it good for?  (Hint: The fundamental resolution of the issue of slavery marring our nation since it’s inception.)

Along the way we learn everything there is to know about the Transatlantic Slave Trade that anyone with a 9th Grade education should know, but doesn’t.  Along the way we take a deep dive in 18th Century macroeconomics, post Enlightenment political philosophy and why the South’s population failed to recognize fundamental reality.  (Hint:  It’s racism and religion.)  We also examine the rise of the sex trade in the Netherlands, though that’s really more of a vacation planning session.

Our sponsor this week is the Sons of Confederate Veterans, celebrating big fucking losers for over 100 years.  We open the show with them durn Dukes Boys and close with definitely not the Beatles.

Citations Needed: Blame Portugal, A Timeline of Evil, Early American Douchebaggery, These numbers don’t add up, The Golden Circle Jerks.

Show Music: https://www.jamendo.com/track/421668/prelude-to-common-sense
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Episode #107: “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels”

EPISODE #107:  “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels”


This week Host Dave Bledsoe discovers a car isn’t really a replacement for a large penis, even if it IS a Mini Cooper.  On the show this week we talk about 100 Days of Trumpitude and see if the Turgid Cheeto even TRIED to live up to his campaign promises.  (He, did not.)

Along the way we discuss quality control issues in mid-80’s American Muscle Cars, the masturbatory habits of a geriatric Senator from Kentucky and the weather patterns of Summertime Alabama.  (Hint: Think your crotch after a long jog)  We check in on Trump supporters and see how they’re doing with Donald’s tenure so far.  (Conclusion: “We were hoping for a little more racist than what we’ve seen!”)  A truly deplorable metaphor is deployed utilizing intestinal distress and finally we get down to business discussing the difference between the long con and the short grift.  (Speaking of grifts, donate to our Patreon!)

Our sponsor this week is the Short Grift, you wanna make some money pal?  Try the Short Grift!  We open the show this week with Michael Caine explaining the world to us and close with Patty Loveless explaining infidelity.

Citations Needed: Lies, Suckers, Evil Fucks, Lazy Fucks, Simple Fucks, Fucking Genius.

Show Music: https://www.jamendo.com/track/421668/prelude-to-common-sense
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Episode 106: “You Dropped A Bomb On Me, Baby”

SHOW NOTES EPISODE #106: “You Drop A Bomb On Me, Baby”

This week, Host Dave Bledsoe explains everything about Korea, so long as everything is related to how to consume Soju in unhealthy amounts.  On this show this week we discuss the looming apocalypse on the Korean peninsula, how we got there and what can be done about it.  (We suggest sending Kim a box of Little Debbies.)

Along the way there is a lot of unneeded M*A*S*H jokes (isn’t this true about every joke on this show?) various recipes for high alcohol brain busters and why Macarthur should’ve been sacked LONG before he was.  (He was very handsy with the Filipinas) We learn how building a nuclear weapon is easy, using one not so much.  You will leave this week knowing more about Guam than you came in with, for most of you that means you will learn Guam exists.  Finally, we talk about our chances of coming out of this without radioactive mutants in our future.  (Hint: Not good.)  

Our sponsor this week is Mike the Second Hand Missile Man, when you got something to say really far away, say it with Mike’s Second Hand Missiles.  We open the show with the War Room and close with The Gap Band.

Citations Needed:   He could just HIRE them, This is Bad, Kin Cider, Maybe we won’t all die but probably will.

Show Music: https://www.jamendo.com/track/421668/prelude-to-common-sense
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EPISODE #105: “SCUMBAG STEVE”

EPISODE 105: “SCUMBAG STEVE”


This week Host Dave Bledsoe gets into a power struggle for the future direction of this podcast only to find no one cares enough to fight with him.  On the show this week we discuss the future direction of White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon (Hint: reimbursement for moving expenses) and the war between him and the Globalist Cucks.

Along the way we learn about Dave’s short lived career in being the Power Behind the Throne (He should’ve voted for Pedro) and about the Great Houses playing the Game of Trump.  (You win or you move onto a lucrative career appearing on Fox News).  We eat a little crow over our support of bombing Syria and wonder who the fuck told Trump about the Mother of All Bombs. (Hint: Fox News).  We worry about how long it will take for the morons in power to get into a War in Korea, or Syria, or Iran, or California.  (Soon, real soon.)

Our sponsor this week is Select-Tiv, all the memories fit to exonerate.  We open with some thoughts on memory and close with with an anthem to all the Scumbag Steves or the world.

Citations Needed: Scotch?, What his sign?, Old Dogs, New Money.

Show Music: https://www.jamendo.com/track/421668/prelude-to-common-sense
The Show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheHell_Podcast
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Episode 104: “Highway to the Friend Zone”

Episode 104: “Highway to the Friend Zone”

 

This week host Dave Bledsoe wants you to know it’s not you, it’s him, he is a selfish immature jerk who will die alone.  On the show this week we deep dive into the idea that men and women can never be friends because women exist only to be vessels for our Holy Seed.  

Along the way, we discover the future of White People (Hint: GOLF COURSES!) and how a televangelist can avoid sexing up the hookers with the Church credit card.  (Think chemical castration.)  We learn why Mike Pence will not do a taco date with strange women, even if they are not lying in ponds and way more about Dave’s sexual history than any reasonable person would EVER want to know.  (The horror….the horror…)  We also get a full explanation of the patriarchy and why it exists. (Ancient Greeks liked young boys, hated women.)

Our sponsor this week is Emotional Maturity, grow the fuck up, problem solved.  We open the show with a pathetic young man annoying young women and close with War.  The band, not the armed conflict.

Citations Needed: You’re like a brother in Christ to me, Fiene is a Weenie!, Next time take the blue one, The 70’s Never Died. Make me Some Pie

Show Music: https://www.jamendo.com/track/421668/prelude-to-common-sense
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Episode #103: “Better the Devin You Know”

Show Notes Episode #103: “Better the Devin You Know”


This week Host Dave Bledsoe searches for the truth only to discover it will not in fact set you free, but will actually cost $29.99 plus a small shipping and handling fee.  On the show we dig into the ongoing saga of the Trump investigations in Congress and why Devin Nunes is so protective of the President.  (Hint:  Juicey Juice!)

Along the way discover the right and wrong way to investigate a crime. (Did you know you can’t hit suspects with a phone book anymore because there are no phone books?) We learn why Paul Ryan is so committed to keeping Trump in power. (He is a sad, pathetic little man.) and that the Senate might just stand up to Emperor Tangerine.

Additionally, there are Presidential peccadilloes through history, Mike Flynn’s totally not criminal actions requiring immunity from prosecution and rather a lot about WalMarts and Home Depots. Grab your Capris Sun and toll house cookies and settle in for the show!

We also want to shout out to our friends from the Stupid Human Suits podcast on the Cave Comedy Radio Network, who had Dave Bledsoe in studio to talk about vomiting at crime scenes, many things dog related and of course the importance of phlegm in podcasting, Check out their show and hear what a good podcast sounds like.  Also, they lead to a genuine famous person liking the show’s Facebook page, which is as close to the big time as we are going to get.

Our sponsor this week is A-Clue, pointing out the blindingly obvious to the blatantly stupid.  We open with Bunk Moreland’s interrogation style and close with Charlie Daniels.

Show Music: https://www.jamendo.com/track/421668/prelude-to-common-sense
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Episode 102 b “Old Men Yell At Cloud”

Show Notes Episode 102b: “Old Men Yell At Cloud”

 

In our very first interview show host Dave Bledsoe is joined in studio by an old friend, who discovers how sad it is be on a low rated podcast.  Together they explore the agony of aging, the pain of politics and debate the hot topics that resonate with today’s youth:  namely the Fourth Doctor and the best host of Mystery Science Theater 3000.  (The original not the reboot)

Along the way we learn about fine whisky, debate the existence of the Pee Tape and go down some strange paths into the mind of Middle Aged Gen X men.  (We are so very scared!)

We want to thank Andrew Roedell for busting the show’s guest cherry, and for talking Dave out of giving Gavin that Purple Nurple.  Bullies are bad!

Our sponsor is Nostalgall, a droning you to sleep with boring stories of our youth.  We open with Abe Simpson and close with Bowling for Soup

Show Music: https://www.jamendo.com/track/421668/prelude-to-common-sense
The Show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheHell_Podcast
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Episode 102: “Putting the FUN In Fundamentalism!”

EPISODE #102: “Putting the FUN In Fundamentalism”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe gets right with Jesus, no not THAT Jesus, but Jesus Alvarez the guy in 4C who he pissed off last week playing Phil Collins for four hours straight.  (Jesus Forgive!)  On the show this week, we look at the theorized death of atheism due to low birth rate. Apparently, atheist aren’t getting laid enough.  (Ain’t that the truth!)

Along the way we look at the history of religion in the United States and how it influenced our society.  (Hint: Abolition Good, Prohibition Bad) We learn how Dave could own his own Gulfstream (Think D. Ron Bledsoe) and why he was never Baptized.  (Hint: Lack of trust) There is also discussion of Vacation Bible School, how playing D&D can keep kids in Church and the future of religion in America.  

Keep an eye on your podcast feed for our first interview show later this weekend.  We wanted it for tonight but realized we would be too drunk to edit when we’re done recording.

Our Sponsor this week is Christ 2.0, a Divine for Modern Times, we open the show with a Crazy YouTube Guy and close with NOFX.

Citations Needed: So much patheos, Pew…pew pew, So Euro, Christmas and Easter?, Not even then, Not MLK, How We Believe.

Show Music: https://www.jamendo.com/track/421668/prelude-to-common-sense
The Show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheHell_Podcast
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www.whatthehellpodcast.com|Give us your money on Patreon  https://www.patreon.com/user?u=5313785
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