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Episode 102 b “Old Men Yell At Cloud”

Show Notes Episode 102b: “Old Men Yell At Cloud”

 

In our very first interview show host Dave Bledsoe is joined in studio by an old friend, who discovers how sad it is be on a low rated podcast.  Together they explore the agony of aging, the pain of politics and debate the hot topics that resonate with today’s youth:  namely the Fourth Doctor and the best host of Mystery Science Theater 3000.  (The original not the reboot)

Along the way we learn about fine whisky, debate the existence of the Pee Tape and go down some strange paths into the mind of Middle Aged Gen X men.  (We are so very scared!)

We want to thank Andrew Roedell for busting the show’s guest cherry, and for talking Dave out of giving Gavin that Purple Nurple.  Bullies are bad!

Our sponsor is Nostalgall, a droning you to sleep with boring stories of our youth.  We open with Abe Simpson and close with Bowling for Soup

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Episode 102: “Putting the FUN In Fundamentalism!”

EPISODE #102: “Putting the FUN In Fundamentalism”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe gets right with Jesus, no not THAT Jesus, but Jesus Alvarez the guy in 4C who he pissed off last week playing Phil Collins for four hours straight.  (Jesus Forgive!)  On the show this week, we look at the theorized death of atheism due to low birth rate. Apparently, atheist aren’t getting laid enough.  (Ain’t that the truth!)

Along the way we look at the history of religion in the United States and how it influenced our society.  (Hint: Abolition Good, Prohibition Bad) We learn how Dave could own his own Gulfstream (Think D. Ron Bledsoe) and why he was never Baptized.  (Hint: Lack of trust) There is also discussion of Vacation Bible School, how playing D&D can keep kids in Church and the future of religion in America.  

Keep an eye on your podcast feed for our first interview show later this weekend.  We wanted it for tonight but realized we would be too drunk to edit when we’re done recording.

Our Sponsor this week is Christ 2.0, a Divine for Modern Times, we open the show with a Crazy YouTube Guy and close with NOFX.

Citations Needed: So much patheos, Pew…pew pew, So Euro, Christmas and Easter?, Not even then, Not MLK, How We Believe.

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Episode 101: “Semper Douchebagus”

SHOW NOTES EPISODE 101: “Semper Douchebagus”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe goes back to Basic for remedial training, only discover he is now too fat and out of shape even for the Air Force.  On the show this week we discuss the revolting Marines United Scandal and wonder what the fuck is wrong with these people.  (Hint:They have penises.)

Along the way we debate the morality oftaking and sharing naked photos (No biggie unless you look like Dave).  We learn about the Uniform Code of Military Justice and why Leroy Jethro GIbbs cannot do any of the cool shit you see on television.  (Hint:  He’s not REAL.)  Finally we settle once and for all the question over women in combat with this realization:  Almost ANY woman is more fit to serve in combat that Dave was. 

All of this plus the history of woman in the military, who is leaving all the Mountain Dew cans all over the stupid and the horrible image of podcast host in a thong!  We can wait for the vomiting to stop before you click play. 

This week’s Sponsor is RepSecure, protecting your online identity through intimidation and punishment.  We open the show with Colonel Nathan Jessup and close with Mr. Jimmy Buffett. 

Citations Needed:  No code or honor, Tailhook, Aberdeen, Leonard Wood, Lackland and why this shit is still going on.

 

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Episode 100: “What the HELL Was I Thinking?”

SHOW NOTES Episode #100:  “What the HELL Was I Thinking?”

This week Dave Bledsoe wakes up, stumbles past the empty whiskey bottles and takes a long look in the mirror and finally asks himself what the hell was he thinking?  (Hint: I need to clean up all the empty bottles).  On the show this week we look back at 100 Episode of a low rated podcast and what we’ve learned.  (Hint: We need to get out of the house more.)

Along the way, we learn about the history of podcasting from the early form of Dave getting drunk and recording himself with his friends to a more evolved form of Dave getting drunk and recording himself alone. (It’s evolved because he learned it is cheaper to drink alone.)  We also discover that the iPod was NOT the original name Steve Jobs preferred, we find that podcasts are where failed radio DJ’s go to die, and just that Dennis Miller deserves an Executive Producer credit on this show.  (Sane Dennis Miller, not current Dennis.)  We also look forward to the inevitable death of podcasting with a quiet, desperate longing.  

Our show is sponsored this week by all of sponsors, without whom you would be listening to a much better show.  We open with Howard Stern’s wisdom on the podcast format and close with the Greatest American Hero.  (Not Reagan, settle down!)

Citations Needed: Alas, we never knew ye, And now a word from our sponsors

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Episode 99: “America By Gaslight”

SHOW NOTES EPISODE 99: “America By Gaslight”


This week Host Dave Bledsoe meets the nicest boy who really loves him and is not at all after him for his podcasting money, only to lose the boy upon him learning there is no money in podcasts.  On the show this week we talk Donny’s Big Speech in front of Congress where he finally became President, we mean after winning a narrow election and being sworn in and stuff, but NOW he totally the President, they said so on the cables!

Along the way we discuss how badly the pundits of America need things to be normal, they can’t stand all this fighting between Mommy America and Daddy Trump.  We discuss monkey masturbation habits, how even Gavin could sound presidential if the right person wrote the speech (We are thinking Jon Favreau. The actor, not the speechwriter, we loved him as Gutter in PCU) and topically: Tom Selleck’s irrigation habits.  (Good GOD Magnum!)  We also learn what do when you catch your neighbor shitting on your lawn, not his dog but your actual neighbor.  (Different rules apply.)  Finally we learn how Mister Roger’s Neighborhood was a hotbed of Maoist communism! (McCarthy was right!  Melissa not Joe, she was always suspicious of Fred)

Our sponsor this week is Reality Disconnect, making a lies true through repetition.  We open with Gaslight and close with Quiet Riot.  Trust us, there is a connection.

Citations Needed:  Fuck this guy, and this guy, double fuck him, triple fuck him, she’s cool, fuck them, you know what fuck everybody!

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Episode 98: “Blind Boys CAN Lie”

SHOW NOTES EPISODE 98: “BLIND BOYS CAN LIE”

 

This week Host Dave Bledsoe gets lost in the shadows and finally understands why Kiefer Sutherland was so freaking HOT in the 80’s!  On the show this week we are talking about the Lost Boys of Milo’s Army, who find themselves leaderless and extremely confused by why they were following Milo in the first place.  (Is it Gay if we want still want to do chicks?)

We dig into the roots of the culture of the Trolls, Pepe’s and Gamergaters and why they are suddenly everywhere you turn.  (Hint:  Clicks, lots of clicks)  We also examine the history of teenaged angst and how we dealt with it.  (Matching sports shirts mostly)  We glimpse Dave’s awkward past as a Theater Kid (He was cast for his Southern Accent not any “acting” chops.) We learn the genesis the male dominated gaming culture (Hint: Marketing) and Etruscan funerary statues.  We also learn that Gavin has a severe allergy to horse dander in our failed attempt to create show swag.  (Dear God, the swelling!)  Also: Vampire Hobbits?

Our sponsor this week is Hypocrital, one pill a day makes morality go away!  We open the show with Milo’s “apology” and close with the theme from Lost Boys!

Citations needed: What a dick, The saddest job you will ever lose, Precious Alt-RIght Snowflakes

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Episode #97: The Russian Connection

Show Notes Episode #97:  “The Russian Connection”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe explains to Vice President Pence that his phone calls with the Russian ambassador were late night booty calls and not discussions of foreign policy.  Kissy Kislyak he likes to call him. On the show this week we discuss the ouster of Former National Security Advisor Mike “Call Me Maybe” Flynn and the increasingly likelihood that we will all be speaking Russian in a couple of years.  (Privet Komrade Trumpski!)

Along the way we learn about why you should opt for becoming a Runner when it is time for Carousel.  We discuss whether or not you should talk to your children about Deepthroat and why if you hire a Plumber you should check his references.  (G.Gordon’s Yelp Reviews were TERRIBLE)  We cover all the good and the bad of Independent Counsels (Iran Contra Good/Blow Jobs Bad) and why GOP refuses to investigate the Russian allegations.  (Hint: Love to, but we’re busy taking away your healthcare.) We also gently suggest the Resistance take up finding out why are there so many leaks about Russians and what’s Trump trying to hide. (Hint: Massive collusion to interfere in our elections.)

Promotional consideration this week by Vladimir Putin, Sexy Shirtless Friend of America! We open the show this week with a prescient warning that somehow we all missed in October and close with a sad frog.  No, not that frog, the good one.

Citations Needed:  “What We Know”, “What We Wish to Be So

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Episode 96: “Massah Jeff’s New Job”

SHOW NOTES EPISODE 96: “Massah Jeff’s New Job”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe learns he and Steve Bannon really aren’t so different after all, they share a hug and bottle of whiskey!  Maybe that wasn’t Steve Bannon but just some rumpled drunk next to him on the subway.  On the show this week, we talk about Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, the man to racist for 1986 but just racist enough 2017!  (He certainly worked to become so!)  


Along the way we discuss women who just won’t shut up and how to make them.  (Hint stop saying stupid shit so they won’t NEED to say anything!) We learn why Old White Racists always have one Black friend to testify at their confirmation hearings.  (They are LIKE family, but definitely NOT family.)  We also discover how growing up with Star Wars was exactly like growing up White in the Jim Crow South.  (Darth Vader: Nubian God!)  Finally we find out what one should say to a racist.  (Many of the words have four letters).

Promotional consideration for this week’s show comes from Dale Dry Kleaning, keeping your klaverns robes as white as you keep the South!  We open the show with pre-911 Dennis Miller and close with a rolicking ditty from the Wiggles!

Citations Needed: Only his friends call him Jeff, It’s bad, real bad, I mean really, really bad, And it’s going to get worse.

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Episode 95: “Be the Coup You Want to See”

SHOW NOTES EPISODE #95: “Be the Coup You Want to See”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe flirts with declaring open insurrection against the lawfully elected government of the United States, only to have a drink thrown in his face.  (He isn’t much of a “ladies man”.)  On the show this week we examine the article on Medium that told us all about the Neunundneunzig Luftballons, floated by Obergruppenführer Bannon and pop each with our mad shuriken throwing skills.  (Girls only like guys who have great skills.)

Along the way we discuss our new spin off podcasts (Think Serial but without the talent, charm or decent stories) explain the difference between Hitler and Trump (Hitler had a dog) and why JFK airport is the 12th Circle of Hell.  We lament our knitting skills and apologize for the penis hat we wore at the protest last weekend.  (It kept going limp and falling in our faces) We also detail exactly how we will eventually repeal this government and replace with a liberal democracy like we had just a few weeks ago!  (Hint:  Pussy Hats)

Our Sponsor this week is Murray’s Mercenaries, when you absolutely, positively have to overthrow them overnight, think Murray’s!  We open the show with Bill Hicks and the Worst. Pun. Ever. and close with a moving tribute to Mary Tyler Moore which sounds more non sequitur than it really is.

Citations Needed: Overthrow Yourself?, Someone back these bitches up!, The people united will never be divided.

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Episode 94: “Truth Is Scarier Than Fiction”

SHOW NOTES EPISODE 94:  “Truth Is Scarier Than Fiction”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe explores the fundamental nature of truth in a four hour show spanning Western Philosophy from Socrates to Berto and Plebani!  Only this podcast could make endless hours of obscure metaphysics FUNNY!  RELAX, we are talking about Trump and his truth problem.  (Hint:  When he’s telling it, it’s much worse.)

Along the way we explore all the things El Presidente Trumpo has done this week which scared the shit out of us.  (Everything) We learn that Grizzly Adams fought Nazi Elves in a 1989 movie (Best Day EVER!) and ponder the nature of some of the less popular Star Wars Action Figures. (You SUCK R5-D4!) Finally, we address the critical question of our time, WHO THE FUCK IS STILL LETTING TRUMP TWEET?! (Kellyanne we are looking at YOU!)

Promotional consideration for this week’s show is provided by Alterna-Fact, when the truth just won’t do!  We open the show with pontifications on truth from Sin City and close with Spandau Ballet.

Citations Needed: Sean Spice is LOSER!, We are all going to die, and the War came.

 

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