Episode 98: “Blind Boys CAN Lie”

SHOW NOTES EPISODE 98: “BLIND BOYS CAN LIE”

 

This week Host Dave Bledsoe gets lost in the shadows and finally understands why Kiefer Sutherland was so freaking HOT in the 80’s!  On the show this week we are talking about the Lost Boys of Milo’s Army, who find themselves leaderless and extremely confused by why they were following Milo in the first place.  (Is it Gay if we want still want to do chicks?)

We dig into the roots of the culture of the Trolls, Pepe’s and Gamergaters and why they are suddenly everywhere you turn.  (Hint:  Clicks, lots of clicks)  We also examine the history of teenaged angst and how we dealt with it.  (Matching sports shirts mostly)  We glimpse Dave’s awkward past as a Theater Kid (He was cast for his Southern Accent not any “acting” chops.) We learn the genesis the male dominated gaming culture (Hint: Marketing) and Etruscan funerary statues.  We also learn that Gavin has a severe allergy to horse dander in our failed attempt to create show swag.  (Dear God, the swelling!)  Also: Vampire Hobbits?

Our sponsor this week is Hypocrital, one pill a day makes morality go away!  We open the show with Milo’s “apology” and close with the theme from Lost Boys!

Citations needed: What a dick, The saddest job you will ever lose, Precious Alt-RIght Snowflakes

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Episode #97: The Russian Connection

Show Notes Episode #97:  “The Russian Connection”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe explains to Vice President Pence that his phone calls with the Russian ambassador were late night booty calls and not discussions of foreign policy.  Kissy Kislyak he likes to call him. On the show this week we discuss the ouster of Former National Security Advisor Mike “Call Me Maybe” Flynn and the increasingly likelihood that we will all be speaking Russian in a couple of years.  (Privet Komrade Trumpski!)

Along the way we learn about why you should opt for becoming a Runner when it is time for Carousel.  We discuss whether or not you should talk to your children about Deepthroat and why if you hire a Plumber you should check his references.  (G.Gordon’s Yelp Reviews were TERRIBLE)  We cover all the good and the bad of Independent Counsels (Iran Contra Good/Blow Jobs Bad) and why GOP refuses to investigate the Russian allegations.  (Hint: Love to, but we’re busy taking away your healthcare.) We also gently suggest the Resistance take up finding out why are there so many leaks about Russians and what’s Trump trying to hide. (Hint: Massive collusion to interfere in our elections.)

Promotional consideration this week by Vladimir Putin, Sexy Shirtless Friend of America! We open the show this week with a prescient warning that somehow we all missed in October and close with a sad frog.  No, not that frog, the good one.

Citations Needed:  “What We Know”, “What We Wish to Be So

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Episode 96: “Massah Jeff’s New Job”

SHOW NOTES EPISODE 96: “Massah Jeff’s New Job”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe learns he and Steve Bannon really aren’t so different after all, they share a hug and bottle of whiskey!  Maybe that wasn’t Steve Bannon but just some rumpled drunk next to him on the subway.  On the show this week, we talk about Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, the man to racist for 1986 but just racist enough 2017!  (He certainly worked to become so!)  


Along the way we discuss women who just won’t shut up and how to make them.  (Hint stop saying stupid shit so they won’t NEED to say anything!) We learn why Old White Racists always have one Black friend to testify at their confirmation hearings.  (They are LIKE family, but definitely NOT family.)  We also discover how growing up with Star Wars was exactly like growing up White in the Jim Crow South.  (Darth Vader: Nubian God!)  Finally we find out what one should say to a racist.  (Many of the words have four letters).

Promotional consideration for this week’s show comes from Dale Dry Kleaning, keeping your klaverns robes as white as you keep the South!  We open the show with pre-911 Dennis Miller and close with a rolicking ditty from the Wiggles!

Citations Needed: Only his friends call him Jeff, It’s bad, real bad, I mean really, really bad, And it’s going to get worse.

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Episode 95: “Be the Coup You Want to See”

SHOW NOTES EPISODE #95: “Be the Coup You Want to See”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe flirts with declaring open insurrection against the lawfully elected government of the United States, only to have a drink thrown in his face.  (He isn’t much of a “ladies man”.)  On the show this week we examine the article on Medium that told us all about the Neunundneunzig Luftballons, floated by Obergruppenführer Bannon and pop each with our mad shuriken throwing skills.  (Girls only like guys who have great skills.)

Along the way we discuss our new spin off podcasts (Think Serial but without the talent, charm or decent stories) explain the difference between Hitler and Trump (Hitler had a dog) and why JFK airport is the 12th Circle of Hell.  We lament our knitting skills and apologize for the penis hat we wore at the protest last weekend.  (It kept going limp and falling in our faces) We also detail exactly how we will eventually repeal this government and replace with a liberal democracy like we had just a few weeks ago!  (Hint:  Pussy Hats)

Our Sponsor this week is Murray’s Mercenaries, when you absolutely, positively have to overthrow them overnight, think Murray’s!  We open the show with Bill Hicks and the Worst. Pun. Ever. and close with a moving tribute to Mary Tyler Moore which sounds more non sequitur than it really is.

Citations Needed: Overthrow Yourself?, Someone back these bitches up!, The people united will never be divided.

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Episode 94: “Truth Is Scarier Than Fiction”

SHOW NOTES EPISODE 94:  “Truth Is Scarier Than Fiction”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe explores the fundamental nature of truth in a four hour show spanning Western Philosophy from Socrates to Berto and Plebani!  Only this podcast could make endless hours of obscure metaphysics FUNNY!  RELAX, we are talking about Trump and his truth problem.  (Hint:  When he’s telling it, it’s much worse.)

Along the way we explore all the things El Presidente Trumpo has done this week which scared the shit out of us.  (Everything) We learn that Grizzly Adams fought Nazi Elves in a 1989 movie (Best Day EVER!) and ponder the nature of some of the less popular Star Wars Action Figures. (You SUCK R5-D4!) Finally, we address the critical question of our time, WHO THE FUCK IS STILL LETTING TRUMP TWEET?! (Kellyanne we are looking at YOU!)

Promotional consideration for this week’s show is provided by Alterna-Fact, when the truth just won’t do!  We open the show with pontifications on truth from Sin City and close with Spandau Ballet.

Citations Needed: Sean Spice is LOSER!, We are all going to die, and the War came.

 

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Episode 93: “No Hope But Mount Hope”

SHOW NOTES EPISODE 93: “No Hope But Mount Hope”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe tries optimism on for size only to discover it way too small to fit over his big fat ass.  Instead of worrying about all the things which might go wrong, we ask the question what if thing turned out alright? We ponder all the ways President Truh-President Truhm–sorry we still can’t say it–might ACTUALLY make America great again.  (Hint: Trump International Airports).

Along the way we look at some other Presidents who brought fear to the nation, like Andy Jackson and that turned out fine.  (Unless you were a Native American) or even George W Bush. (We all know that how THAT ended).  We also examine why Drew Brees is about to be renditioned to Yemen. (You SUCK Brees!) We finally bury the hatchet between Trump and Rosie and let you know that the power to destroy ISIS is insignificant compared to the power of the Force. (We find your lack of faith disturbing, really). We wrap by brazenly ripping off some dramatic political speeches and twisting them around to fit our own perverted narrative!

Our show is sponsored this week by Zed’s Apocalypse Vault. All this time we were telling you the world was about to end?  Well look who’s laughing now! We open the show with a quote from Stephen King’s The Stand, ready by your Host because we are NOT paying forty bucks for the audiobook to rip a single line, and we close with George Michael.  Because you gotta have faith, faith a faith!

Citations Needed: THIS guy is on the Twenty?!, Everything worked out GREAT!, Herbie the Love Bug.

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Episode 92: “Trumped Up Trickle Down”

SHOW NOTES EPISODE 92: “Trumped Up Trickle Down”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe relieves himself in a thick hot stream of rage at all the “fake news” showering on the upturned faces of the American public about our golden President Elect.  In a show sure to be Number One on all the podcast charts, we discuss the allegations of Russian micturations in what is surely a case of Yellow Journalism.

After spraying around every urine related pun we can think of, we settle into the terrifying details of the Trump Dossier.  Whether or not you should believe them (There is a lot of smoke there) what they mean for a Trump Presidency (The ashes of civilization) and what happens next.  (Not a goddamn thing.)

We also present you with a huge pile of folders containing many sheets of paper on which nothing is written.  Honestly, at least print “all work and no pay makes Donny a dull boy” a few thousand times.  We also discuss Dave’s new career as an NFL quarterback, sponsored by the New England Patriots.

We open the show with Hillary warning us about Donald’s pee predilections and close with a little ditty by Donovan! 

Citations Needed: From Russian with pee, Nothing to see here, I’m sure it’s all lies, Trump knows fake news, Who knew it and when did they know, CNN springs a leak, Very big in Russia, He has nothing to do with Russia, Where DO hiding spies go?

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Episode 91: “Little Milo Writes A Book”

Show Notes Episode 91:  “Little Milo Writes A Book”


This week Host Dave Bledsoe returns from an idyllic vacation to the festering cess pit of New York City and his own mind in a show sure to make everyone want to vomit like an ipecac and bourbon shooter!

We take a tour through the Alt-Right Golden Boy Milo Yiannopoulos’ book deal with Simon and Schuster, whose names sound rather Jewish and we wonder why the Nazi’s seem so happy about it.  (Hint:  Because they are terrible nazis AND terrible people!)  Along the way we learn about how book publishing in America works today and why they might publish a book by known racist and misogynist.  (Hint:  Republicans have money).  We also examine long history of assholes making a lot of money by writing books for other assholes.  We check in on 50 Shades of Grey and find people still masturbating furiously, we’re looking at you Gavin.  We discuss free speech and why it is probably a bad idea (mostly because of shows like this) and speculate on the real reason Milo got kicked off Twitter.


The show is sponsored this week by the Original Gay Nazi.  We open with Carlin’s Gameshow and close with Elvis Costello.

 

Citations Needed: Milo’s thoughts on race relations.

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Episode 2A Redux: “The Walking Douche”

SHOW NOTES EPISODE 2A REDUX: “The Walking Douche”

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In the “Best Of” (using those words a bit loosely huh?) Episode Host Dave Bledsoe discusses the rising tide of douchebags slowly consuming New York City.  No word on whether or not he considers himself as the problem or solution.  Along the way we look at the Bank Branch Event Horizon, where it is no longer possible to building anything BUT bank branches.  We also mourn the loss of weird in the world and then lament the lot of the angry drunk old man at the bar.  (Hint: That would be Dave).

Promotional consideration is by Re-Run everything old is new again with Re-Run.  We open with web series that never existed as far as we can tell and close with Jim Croce.

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