Episode 24A: “Elmo Like Boobies” Local Edition

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A few years ago Times Square was post apocalyptic shithole of drugs, crime, prostitution and the port authority bus terminal, the worst of the lot.  There were topless women then too, but they were blowing guys behind the recruiting station and no one even noticed.  If you wanted to see boobs, you could step into some of the most squalid porn theaters to ever blossom and fester on the face the earth, these places were literally herpes sores on the streets of NYC, just brushing up against them walking past risked coming down with a flaming case of the herp!  New Yorkers avoided Times Square because it was dangerous, dirty, dark, depressing and directly adjacent to the Port Authority Bus Terminal, which was exponentially worse than Times Square.  The Duece as it was called was the grimmest place in the grimmest City in the United States–I mean have you SEEN Escape from New York?  Shit, that was cast with extras from actual people in Times Square because they didn’t need costuming!

A completely unpaid plug for another podcast:  To Beautiful Too Live!

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Episode 20A Local Edition “I Have A Big Butt, I Cannot Lie”

The Awesome Fro of Slim Goodbody!
The Awesome Fro of Slim Goodbody!

Now I see myself as the disgusting fat body I truly am, and if you would like have your body image completely shattered too, head clothes shopping in Manhattan!  Yesterday I arranged to meet my Life Coach Gwin–she isn’t actually my life coach, she just helps me to do grown up things like get good jobs or buy adult man clothes with band logos or half naked men them…I really think I was doing that last one wrong…but Gwin and headed out to midtown to purchase clothes appropriate for professional office setting.

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What the Hell Were You Thinking Local Edition #2A: The Walking Douche

A Sunday edition of What the Hell Were You Thinking, screeding about gentrification, the doucherati (which is a word) and how I really am not allowed to live anywhere else. Drops by Shit Native New Yorkers Say, Jim Croce and Above Average.

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