Episode 110: “Presenting President Pence”

EPISODE #110: “PRESENTING PRESIDENT PENCE”

This week Host Dave Bledsoe discovers that an erection lasting longer than four hours really IS a medical emergency. (He was very excited by the Special Prosecutor)  On the show this week we talk all the things that went wrong for the Donald in his very bad, no good Presidency.  (We are going to be here for a while.)

Along the way we learn everything there is to know worth knowing about future President of the United States Mike Pence.  (Turn ons:  Horseback riding Turn Offs:  Women speaking without permission.) We chart where we think the country might be heading when Commander Pence is finally appointed to lead the Republic of Gilead and provide advice on how to profit from flipping  your house as a Handmaid education center.

We also dig deep into what it takes to actually impeach the President and how many times such a thing has succeeded.  (Very hard and none)  We imagine the party we would have when Trump is gone (It’s easy if you try) and how horrible the hangover would be feel when we wake up to Right Reverend Pence as a President.  (Boner Killer right there)

Our sponsor for the week is Roger Ailes’ Corpse, the best thing he did for America was die   We open the show with the whining sniveling of a pathetic child and close with Social Distortion.

Citations Needed:  So it begins, Big if True, Subpoena Pen, Watergate gate, Et Tu Mitch?, I Don’t Like Mike, We Totally Will, Totally Radical Dude!, Nothing to See here, Don’t Fear the Pencer.

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Episode 109: “Goodbye My Comey Island Baby”

SHOW NOTES EPISODE #109: “Goodbye My Comey Island Baby”


This week Host Dave Bledsoe examines his options visa vie curtailing redundancies in the human resources area, so many people are no longer viable members of the workforce and finds out he can’t fire Gavin because no one else will work for him.  On the show this week we talk Trump’s latest downsizing in the form of a smaller work force at the FBI.  

Along the way we address the dearth of reliable henchmen in the Transylvanian Market and how hard it is to get a reliable lackey in the DoJ.  (Apparently, very!)  We also examine the latest trends in how to be a sackless little wimp for the President.  (Think Paul Ryan) Then address the very real problem of dead hooker disposal and the added dilemma of the former working person being of substantial girth.  (This joke goes on FAR too long.)  We also create the single most disgusting analogy this low rated podcast has ever uttered.  (For this show, that is saying a LOT!)  We close with who is ultimately responsible for saving our democracy. (You probably won’t like the answer)

Our returning sponsor this week is Eddie’s’ Excrement Expeditors, we get shit done! We open the show with the Orange Polyp explaining the termination process and close with a Alex Chilton.  (We don’t know who that is either.)

Citations Needed: Old man gets angry, Very Angry, Shit Got Serious, Fuck You Mitch, We Are Screwed, Seriously Screwed.

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Episode 98: “Blind Boys CAN Lie”

SHOW NOTES EPISODE 98: “BLIND BOYS CAN LIE”

 

This week Host Dave Bledsoe gets lost in the shadows and finally understands why Kiefer Sutherland was so freaking HOT in the 80’s!  On the show this week we are talking about the Lost Boys of Milo’s Army, who find themselves leaderless and extremely confused by why they were following Milo in the first place.  (Is it Gay if we want still want to do chicks?)

We dig into the roots of the culture of the Trolls, Pepe’s and Gamergaters and why they are suddenly everywhere you turn.  (Hint:  Clicks, lots of clicks)  We also examine the history of teenaged angst and how we dealt with it.  (Matching sports shirts mostly)  We glimpse Dave’s awkward past as a Theater Kid (He was cast for his Southern Accent not any “acting” chops.) We learn the genesis the male dominated gaming culture (Hint: Marketing) and Etruscan funerary statues.  We also learn that Gavin has a severe allergy to horse dander in our failed attempt to create show swag.  (Dear God, the swelling!)  Also: Vampire Hobbits?

Our sponsor this week is Hypocrital, one pill a day makes morality go away!  We open the show with Milo’s “apology” and close with the theme from Lost Boys!

Citations needed: What a dick, The saddest job you will ever lose, Precious Alt-RIght Snowflakes

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Episode 76: “Hillary is Breaking the Curve!”

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SHOW NOTES EPISODE 76:  “Hillary Is Breaking the Curve”

This week heavily hungover host Dave Bledsoe takes the media back to school where with the help of beautiful English professor and lovable cast of misfits he learns to respect his son and finally EARN that degree!  We’re sorry, that is apparently the plot of a Rodney Dangerfield movie.  No, in this week’s show we ask whether or not the press is taking it easy on the Donald to make the race more interesting and keep the ratings up through November.  (Probably, that or they are scared of him).

Along the way we delve into why the lines are so long on the Intrepid, the structural integrity of the sanitary sewers in convents and why Billy Zabka is the quintessential 80’s teen movie villain.  (Sweep the leg Johnny!)  We also try to cast a Raise Dead on Walter Cronkite only to have him blow his Resurrection Roll.  Honestly, the DM is being a real ball buster about this.

Promotional consideration is provided by Gary’s Guides to Great World City The Aleppo Edition!  We open the show with YouTuber gfreakj’s insights on grading on a curve and close with the music of Wilson Phillips.  Shut up, you know you love them!

CITATIONS NEEDED?  Vox: Trump Can’t Shock Us, WaPo Trump On the Curve, Barry Bitch Slaps the Media.

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Episode 46: I Know What Boys Like

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It’s OK to be passionate about loving Bernie, hell if I were 23 and didn’t know shit about reality I too would be losing my god damned mind over his adamant demand for gulags in the flyover until everyone adheres to a simple socialist message of killing everyone making over 200 thousand dollars a year and splitting their money among the impoverished classed!

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