Episode 28: Metal Health Will Drive You Mad

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It’s hard enough to go through life carrying the weight of their illness without some jackoff waving an AK 47 outside and Arby’s laying his shit on them.  Indeed, giving the choice between a medicated schizophrenic who occasionally experiences flashes of delusion thinking and the average member of the NRA who CONSTANTLY experiences delusional thinking, I know which one I am going to sit next on the goddamn bus!  At least the schizophrenic will make sense from time to time!



Episode 18: Deja Vu All Over Again (Gun Control)

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Something here is seriously wrong and we got to fix it, and a lot of people blame guns, not me that isn’t my way, I am going to agree with the old saw, guns don’t kill people, people kill people the PROBLEM is, the people killing people are all using motherfucking guns!  So here’s a real simple solution, the one my Mom would use:  take the guns away from the people.  Someday, when you’ve proven yourself mature enough to handle them, MAYBE, we will talk about you getting some of your guns back, but until then, no one gets to have ANY guns, because SOME of you aren’t responsible enough to use them wisely.  I’m sorry, your Father and I have given this a lot of thought and we know you’re angry, but this is what we are going to do.


Episode 12: “Is That A Colt Python In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?”



Is there EVER a situation so bad, so fucked up, that a comment from some jack off in the NRA can’t make it infinitely worse? It doesn’t matter how high the body count, how horrible the crime, how young the victims, someone will say something so hideous that in a decently run universe we would brick their yap holes shut and shove them off the deck of a fishing boat in the Marianas Trench. Free speech is a double edged sword, I get that, and Charles L Cotton has every RIGHT to say something so profoundly heartless and supremely idiotic, and we should have the right to line up and take turn nut punching him.