Episode 28: Metal Health Will Drive You Mad

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It’s hard enough to go through life carrying the weight of their illness without some jackoff waving an AK 47 outside and Arby’s laying his shit on them.  Indeed, giving the choice between a medicated schizophrenic who occasionally experiences flashes of delusion thinking and the average member of the NRA who CONSTANTLY experiences delusional thinking, I know which one I am going to sit next on the goddamn bus!  At least the schizophrenic will make sense from time to time!

 

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Episode 22: “My Baby Is American Made”

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What, you might ask, is birthright citizenship?  Well, you probably aren’t asking because my listeners are all intelligent, educated people who took a basic high school civics class before they started eliminating them because an educated citizen is a DANGEROUS citizen.  But, as a refresher there are three ways one is a citizen of the United States, you can naturalize meaning you come here and go through the process of becoming a citizen, which largely consists of taking a high school civics class and passing the final.  The second is to be born of citizen parents abroad which explains how Rafael Cruz is able to run for President after being born in Canada.  The third and most common way is be BORN here, right in the good ole us of a.  This one, the way most of us get citizened is a problem for T-Rump and a lot of other Republicans, because there is a loophole that allows pretty much anyone who exits a uterus to just get their constitutional rights the second they draw a breath.

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Episode 10: 19 Candidates and Counting

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What IS it that makes such…interesting people want to run on the Republican Ticket?  When they say it’s a big tent party, apparently that tent is pitched outside the rubber wing of the home for the mentally askew.  I mean the VIABLE candidates say things that in any other country in the world would get them heavily medicated or a talk show where people compete for prizes by eating live insects…which, when you think about it kind of the same thing as becoming a talking head on Fox News…so there’s your correlation.



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What the Hell Were You Thinking Episode #3: The Unbreakable Hilly C

“What the Hell Were You Thinking?” for Friday April 17th 2015 asks are we sure if we want an unopposed candidate, is 2.5 billion dollars really enough for an election and can we have Uncle Joe be her Veep for 8 more years of great Onion stories. Intro music by Hypnostate, you can find their work on Jamendo,com, drops from Dennis Quaid’s angry rants, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and of course The Onion.

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